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推特上X教授的语C的一些吐槽和梗。随便翻译几个好玩的和虐的
charles xavier @official_profx
"why didn't erik just halt the bullet"
为什么erik不把子弹静止？
- a question asked by both charles xavier and john f. kennedy
Charles和肯尼迪都问过他
charles xavier @official_profx
erik: who the fuck are you
Erik:你特么是谁啊?!!!
logan: who the fuck am i
狼叔：我特么是谁啊?!!!
erik: i asked you first
Erik：我先问你的!!!!
logan: well i've been asking for 5+ movies
狼叔：好吧……这个问题我已经疑惑了五部电影了
charles xavier @official_profx ·
I know you guys like to call erik and i brokeback mutants but i am literally the only brokeback mutant
我知道你们都喜欢叫我和erik 断背变种人。但字面意义上来说，只有我才是那个”断背“（指脊椎受伤）变种人
charles xavier @official_profx
"charles. freeze them, charles."
charles快定住他们啊，charles！
i'm professor x not fucking iceman
我是X教授，不是特么的冰人！
charles xavier @official_profx
dry your eyes erik
擦干你假惺惺的眼泪，erik
i cry enough for the both of us
我都哭够我们两人份了
charles xavier @official_profx
#womancrushwednesday# （WCW，推特上的一个TAG，大概就是鼓励PO一些仰慕的女性的照片的）
- raven
- emma
- moira
- all the other women erik has tried to kill
所有erik试图杀死的其他女人
charles xavier @official_profx
things to say during sex:
在啪啪啪的时候说的话（都是教授的台词）
- i'm sorry i can't leave him
对不起，我不能离开他
- i can't feel my legs
我的腿失去知觉了
Don't do this, Erik
别这样，erik （= =...